Omg, my Friday night is so exciting….

“Everytime you see me, you think I hit the lotto twice.”

Omg. Dear Jersey Shore, please remove Ronnie from the show. Sam deserves better. Text me, people. 5014772 ;)

Lol, my life is complete

lol not having friends sucks.

My sisters and step dad are eating fris and burgers from McDonald’s, I’m eating a dry salad.

I woke up like so much later than usual, faaack I look awesome today. not.

Even after how shitty they make me feel on a daily basis, I still love them.

I want a boyfriend.

Sorry mom, I didn’t know it was illegal not to say goodbye before I hung up the phone.

mmmm just saw @LibbyLoonatic ‘s tweet mmm bby ;D

I miss the lips that made me fly.

This lifestyle… will be the death of me.

There’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around.

I have a zit on my chin.

There’s nothing like a nice ab workout then a cool shower.

Sorry boo, it’s not my problem you’re psycho.

My grandma just asked me if I were on drugs. Cool.

Working out is like… A stress reliever.

Walmart then Borders with grandma (: